Note to self:  Stop taping crappy killer animal movies off of The Sci-Fi Channel. 

Another note to self:  Don’t watch anymore low budget Congo rip-offs.  Especially ones that were made 12 years after the fact. 

Further note to self:  Put a moratorium on ANY movie featuring a killer animal’s red tinted POV.

Yet another note to self:  Quit watching movies where all the characters are annoying teens who incessantly videotape everything.

Additional note to self:  No more F. Murray Abraham movies.  Ever.  I don’t care if he was in Amadeus.  Just stop. 

Hey self:  Stop viewing movies filled with people who talk in unintelligible accents.  Even if they do have moments of fairly decent gore. 

Another note to self:  Remember, no matter how bad the movie you are watching is, always give it at least half a star if it features a scene where killer monkeys urinate Super Soaker style onto their prey before attacking.