1. GRINDHOUSE

"Two great movies for the price of one!"

2. 28 WEEKS LATER

"28 times better than the original!"

3. SPIDER-MAN 3 

"3 times the villains is three times the fun!"

4. THE HILLS HAVE EYES 2

"The best inbred cannibal rapist movie of the new millennium."

5. 300

"Excellent battle scenes."

6. HOT FUZZ

"Those Shaun of the Dead boys score again."

7. THE MIST

"The Best Apocalypse in a Supermarket Movie ever made!"

8. DEATH SENTENCE

"The spirit of Charles Bronson is alive and well and living in Kevin Bacon."

9. FANTASTIC FOUR: RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER

"The Silver Surfer was my favorite comic book character as a kid, so lay off!"

10. HOSTEL 2

"Some of the best testicular torture we've seen since I Spit on Your Grave."

HONORABLE MENTION:

SHOOT 'EM UP

"The best brain dead action movie since Transporter 2!"