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THE ICE PIRATES (1984) ****

There were a lot of space flicks in the early 80’s after Star Wars came out, but this one is the best. Why you ask? Where else do you get to see space pirates of the future? Where else can you see Ron Perlman’s hand cut off? Where else can you see footage and props left over from several Roger Corman movies? Where else can you see a robot pimp who says “Yo blood, wanna suck on some titties?” Where else can you see a robot’s wife and child brutally murdered in front of him, and it’s FUNNY? Where else can you see Angelica Huston cut off some guy’s head? Where else can you see Space Vikings ride an oversized dune buggy with a gigantic ornamental skull attached? Where else can you see an alien pick his nose? Where else can you see an alien take a dump? Where else can you see a robot shit himself? Where else can you see John Carradine in a futuristic Craftmatic Adjustable? Where else can you see Bruce Vilanche’s head cut off, and he LIVES? Where else do you get to see Robert Urich dragged behind not only a giant dune buggy, but a unicorn as well? What other movie features Space Herpes? Where else are you gonna see a ship go through a space warp and have all it’s crew age really fast, which causes the black guy to grow a humongous white Afro in seconds? The answers to these questions and more can only be found in one place: The Ice Pirates!
Tags: comedy, i, sci-fi
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