In this fun and surprising south of the border horror romp, Melinda (Return of the Living Dead 3) Clarke eats meteorite soup and grows a humungous alien tongue. It also turns her poodles into gay men (“It’s us, your bitches!”) who help her find victims. She kills by frenching guys (and nuns) until her tongue shoots out of their body. It also grows fingers, crushes some dude’s balls and even talks! Having a huge alien tongue also has it’s benefits like being able to orally pleasure yourself (it even gets her pregnant!). Robert (A Nightmare on Elm Street) Englund co-stars as a sadistic gay prison guard and Doug (Hellraiser) Bradley and Jonathon (Mission: Impossible 3) Rhys-Meyers also appear. This unpredictable flick has got some outrageous humor, nifty special effects and a few great tongue POV shots. If the future star of the OC wearing skin tight black latex and giving herself oral pleasure with her own gigantic alien tongue while Freddy Krueger and Pinhead fall in love with each other can’t convince you to watch this movie, nothing will.