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THE 10TH ANNUAL VIDEO VACUUM AWARD NOMINATIONS

For most people, the announcement of the Oscar nominations means that awards season is drawing to a close. As we all know, the Oscars ain’t got nothing on The Video Vacuum Awards. This will be the 10th Annual Video Vacuum Awards, and the only person that’s more shocked about why this event has lasted this long than you is me. I honestly can’t believe I’ve been writing this blog for ten years, and before we announce the nominees, I just want to thank everyone who stops by, comments, and buys my books, because it really means a lot to me. Okay, enough of my yakking, let’s boogie:

BEST MOVIE

DON’T BREATHE
LONDON HAS FALLEN
THE NICE GUYS
TRAILER TRAUMA 3: 80S HORRORTHON
X-MEN: APOCALYPSE

WORST MOVIE

THE BOY
FIFTY SHADES OF BLACK
FINDING DORY
MAGGIE’S PLAN
YOGA HOSERS

BEST DIRECTOR

SHANE BLACK for THE NICE GUYS
TIM MILLER for DEADPOOL
BABEK NAJAFI for LONDON HAS FALLEN
BRYAN SINGER for X-MEN: APOCALYPSE
BEN STILLER for ZOOLANDER 2

BEST ACTOR

BEN AFFLECK in BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE
KEVIN COSTNER in CRIMINAL
MICHAEL FASSBENDER in X-MEN: APOCALYPSE
RYAN GOSLING in THE NICE GUYS
RYAN REYNOLDS in DEADPOOL

BEST ACTRESS

MORENA BACCARIN in DEADPOOL
GAL GADOT in BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE
KATE McKINNON in GHOSTBUSTERS
CHRISTINE NGUYEN in SHARKANSAS WOMEN’S PRISON MASSACRE
MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD in 10 CLOVERFIELD LANE

BEST ACTION MOVIE

BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE
DEADPOOL
KICKBOXER: VENGEANCE
LONDON HAS FALLEN
X-MEN: APOCALYPSE

BEST DTV/VOD MOVIE

BLOOD FATHER
I AM WRATH
IP MAN 3
KICKBOXER: VENGEANCE
SHARKANSAS WOMEN’S PRISON MASSACRE

BEST COMEDY

BAD SANTA 2
THE BROTHERS GRIMSBY
DEADPOOL
THE NICE GUYS
ZOOLANDER 2

BEST COMIC BOOK MOVIE

BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE
CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR
DEADPOOL
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: OUT OF THE SHADOWS
X-MEN: APOCALYPSE

BEST SEQUEL

BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE
LONDON HAS FALLEN
TRAILER TRAUMA 3: 80S HORRORTHON
X-MEN: APOCALYPSE
ZOOLANDER 2

BEST FIGHT

BATMAN V SUPERMAN in BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE
THE SUPERHERO ROYAL RUMBLE in CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR
COLOSSUS VS. ANGEL DUST in DEADPOOL
DONNIE YEN VS. MIKE TYSON in IP MAN 3
KURT SLOANE VS. TONG PO in KICKBOXER: VENGEANCE

BEST DIALOGUE

BAD SANTA 2 for “DON’T TRY TO BLAME THIS ONE ON THE SNAPPER!”
THE BROTHERS GRIMSBY for “YOU DID IN ONE MINUTE WHAT IT TOOK VOLDEMORT EIGHT MOVIES TO DO!”
CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR for “YOU KNOW THAT REALLY OLD MOVIE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK?”
CRIMINAL for “IT’S NOT WORTH THE KERFUFFLE!”
DEADPOOL for “TODAY WAS ABOUT AS MUCH FUN AS A SANDPAPER DILDO! HASHTAG, TRIED IT!”
DON’T BREATHE for “THAT’S MY BITCH IN THERE! OF COURSE I GIVE A FUCK!”
GHOSTBUSTERS for “I HATE TO DeBARGE IN ON YOU!”
JACK REACHER: NEVER GO BACK for “NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE CHARM OF A SEEDY MOTEL!”
LONDON HAS FALLEN for “GO BACK TO FUCK-HEAD-ISTAN!”
THE NICE GUYS for “MARRIAGE IS BUYING A HOUSE FOR SOMEONE YOU HATE. REMEMBER THAT.”
POPSTAR: NEVER STOP NEVER STOPPING for “YOU LOOK LIKE MATTHEW MODINE WITH A PEANUT ALLERGY!”
SHARKANSAS WOMEN’S PRISON MASSACRE for “KEEP THAT UP AND YOU’LL BE PLAYING POCKET POOL WITH NO BALLS!”
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: OUT OF THE SHADOWS for “WHAT WOULD VIN DIESEL DO?”
31 for “WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN ONION AND A WHORE? I CRY WHEN I CUT ONIONS!”
ZOOLANDER 2 for “JACK RYAN AND JACK REACHER! IT’S GOING TO BE A REAL JACK-OFF!”

I’ll be sure to post the winners in the coming weeks. If you want to cast your vote, please do so in the comment section. Thanks again and see you at the movies!

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