Millions of super smart ants get tired of us stupid humans ruining their desert home and trap two scientists and a chick in their lab. The ants can also eat flesh off the bone in seconds and communicate with Michael (Batman Returns) Murphy using a computer frequency. The absurd ending has the ants taking over and controlling our minds. Great cinematography can’t diminish the fact that ants just ain’t scary! Giant mutant ants maybe, but regular sized ants (even if they are of the super smart variety) just don’t cut it. Directed by Saul Bass, who created many of Hitchcock’s title sequences.