If you’ve ever seen any of these Ninja movies starring Richard Harrison, you should already know what (not) to expect, but I’ll be damned if this one isn’t pretty entertaining. Like all these Ninja flicks, director Godfrey Ho bought an unreleased horror movie, then haphazardly edited in scenes of
A hooker is killed by a giant snake monster; then the plot begins. An old witch uses a crystal ball and makes said giant snake monster murder a bunch of hot chicks. A cop on the case falls in love with a mysterious woman who turns out to be the evil snake monster. (“I’m not a human being! I’m a snake demon!”)
All of this is intercut with scenes of
She does a strip show for him, seduces him, and then they fuck while her movie plays. Since the girl is under the control of the witch, the old bag makes the slut try to murder Richard, but he stops her. She then pukes up a bunch of spicy mustard and dies.
During the finale, the cops corner the giant snake woman and she flies away. (Yes, the snake woman freakin’ flies!) Her boyfriend tries to tell her that he can handle her murderous ways and will go on loving her, but unfortunately, the cops intervene and gun her down. Finally,
Now this is what I call fucking cinema.
In addition to the above, but we also get a scene where a guy ties a woman to a pool table and shoots balls at her pussy, a girl humping a giant snake man, and best of all, a giant snake baby breastfeeding!
So basically you get two movies for the price of one in this flick. You get a pretty good giant killer snake man movie (one that’s decidedly a whole lot better than what’s been turning up on the Sci-Fi Channel recently) as well as a fairly decent kung fu flick. Most of the action involves the giant snake monster carving up young girls, but the scenes of