March 4th, 2009

SEVEN WOMEN FOR SATAN (1976) **

You would think that this Frenchie exploitation movie would be yet another remake of The Most Dangerous Game because it starts out with a wealthy Count named Zaroff riding on horseback and hunting a naked woman for sport.  That’s basically where the similarities end because Seven Women for Satan contains absolutely no plot whatsoever; making comparisons rather difficult.  Mostly it’s about the Count (writer/director Michel Lemoine) killing random women who come to his castle; except when he chickens out, his trusty butler (Jess Franco veteran Howard Vernon) steps in to finish the deed.  Or something like that.  Like I said, this flick doesn’t have too much plot, so a lot of times it’s hard to tell just what the heck is going on.

 

To make matters worse, Satan never shows up, so I’m not exactly sure who the titular Seven Women are for.  Luckily for the audience, all seven women show off their rack.

 

If you can’t tell by now, Seven Women for Satan is one dull and confusing mess.  Still, it’s got lots of titties in it (14 to be exact), so that’s a good thing.  And speaking of titties, there’s a pretty good scene where the Count pours champagne all over a naked chick and then licks it off as well as a hilarious part where he bites a chick’s booby before running her over with his car.  And wait until you see the topless disco dancing scene.  Trust me; it’s almost worth sitting through this dreary turd just to see that bit of zaniness.