Jason Lee promises to foot his 8 year old niece’s college tuition if she ever gets accepted into Harvard, and of course 10 years later, she gets accepted. All his money is tied up in his fiancée and their dream home, so he and best bud Tom Green resort to a life of crime to pay the bills. Lee is wasted and Green gets a few more laughs than he did in Freddy Got Fingered (not saying much at all). With Dennis Farina and an annoying Megan Mullally. Director Bruce (Superstar) McCullough has a funny cameo near the end as a lawyer.