When Patience Phillips (Halle Berry) finds out that a bigwig skin cream magnate’s (Lambert Wilson) new lotion disfigures people, he has her killed. Cats bring her back to life and she is reborn as Catwoman. Okay, first off there’s no Batman, no Gotham City, and no Michelle Pfeiffer. Basically they “re-invented” the Catwoman legend and gave Berry an awful costume. Though this is nowhere near the train wreck it looked like from the previews (it’s more of a three car pile-up), it’s still pretty bad. At least it’s not boring. With Sharon Stone (evil magnate’s wife) and Benjamin Bratt (cop love interest).