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Orgy of the Dead director A.C. Stephens (Real name:  Stephen C. Apostolof) was behind the camera for this uneven but fun black and white nudie cutie.  The plot is simple:  A bunch of sorority sisters from “LSD University” go out “looking for kicks” and get it on in a variety of ways.  One chick offers up her body to her grey haired professor in order to get a passing mark.  Another gal gets off on watching her best friend ball a smooth talking frat boy then swapping places with her.  (“C’mon girl, it’s the changing of the guard!”)  Then the two nymphos double team a young pledge to “initiate” him into the fraternity.  It all culminates in a pill popping party in which even more people get naked and have sex. 


Most of the sex scenes aren’t very titillating (the females in the audience will be disappointed to learn that the men keep their underwear ON during the lovemaking) as Stephens more or less uses one master shot and very little editing.  Some of the sex is unpleasant (the old professor rapes his frigid wife), but most of the scenes are enjoyably goofy. Even though College Girls Confidential is rather tame, it’s hard to hate a flick with this much nudity when the running time is just over an hour long. 


I’ve seen better acting from a cardboard cut out, but some of the characters are pretty amusing.  The funniest character is the gay male cheerleader who likes to hang out in the boy’s locker room and ogle football players in the shower.  But the best part of the flick is the hopelessly cheesy dialogue.  It’s loaded with bad puns and double entendres like:  “Let’s review your… assets!”, “Let’s do a little field work!”, and “Talk about higher education!”


Suggested Drinking Game:  If you take a shot of your favorite liquor every time someone says the word “kicks”, prepare to succumb into a coma well before the film ends. 


AKA:  College Girls.

Tags: c, exploitation


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