Okay so what’s the first Video Vacuum rule of horror movies? If it was made in
At least us Americans don’t have to READ our damn movies.
The Eye is all about a blind chick who gets an operation so she can see again. While getting adjusted to her new vision, she starts seeing pale faced monkey people, chalk eating children and blurry looking motherfuckers who try to scare her. Eventually she learns what she’s seeing is suicide victims who are doomed to endlessly repeat their fates over and over again.
While I appreciated some of the film’s subtle humor (The heroine gets kicked out of “The Orchestra for the Blind” after she regains her sight. Talk about discrimination!), the film was completely devoid of any horrific moments. (When are these Asian horror people gonna learn that little scrawny kids just aren’t scary?) The ending is particularly infuriating.
This flick was later remade by
AKA: Seeing Ghosts