The Video Vacuum (thevideovacuum) wrote,
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SOUTHLAND TALES (2007) NO STARS

An open letter to director Richard Kelly, director of Southland Tales:

 

Dear Mr. Kelly:

 

I enjoyed your first film, Donnie Darko, but honestly your new film, Southland Tales was absolutely THE worst piece of shit I’ve ever seen. 

 

EVER.

 

Mr. Kelly, can I call you DICK? 

 

Dick, stop making films.

 

If I ever see you with a camera in your hands again, I will be forced to Rodney King you into submission. 

 

If you happen to capture video footage of me beating you within an inch of your life, I can assure you it would be a billion times more entertaining than the bloated, self indulgent 145 minute eyeball raping I’ve just endured.

 

Sincerely,

 

Mitch Lovell

The Video Vacuum

 

PS:  Die.

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