The Video Vacuum (thevideovacuum) wrote,
The Video Vacuum


An open letter to director Richard Kelly, director of Southland Tales:


Dear Mr. Kelly:


I enjoyed your first film, Donnie Darko, but honestly your new film, Southland Tales was absolutely THE worst piece of shit I’ve ever seen. 




Mr. Kelly, can I call you DICK? 


Dick, stop making films.


If I ever see you with a camera in your hands again, I will be forced to Rodney King you into submission. 


If you happen to capture video footage of me beating you within an inch of your life, I can assure you it would be a billion times more entertaining than the bloated, self indulgent 145 minute eyeball raping I’ve just endured.




Mitch Lovell

The Video Vacuum


PS:  Die.

Tags: drama, lambert, s

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