A guy is tired of living with his consistently naked trollop because his van is fully tip-top and can race circles anyone in the trailer park. He thinks he can get more racing action if he leaves his white trash existence behind and heads down to the titular street for “Cruising Night”. Once there, he pulls into a drive-in burger joint where he immediately bangs a hot waitress before being challenged to a drag race by some other bimbo, whom he quickly falls head over heels for. They end up getting busted for speeding and go to jail where they befriend a couple other traffic offenders and get involved in a series of predictable misadventures with each other. Then in the end, our hero must make a fateful choice: his van or his woman.
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While I take off my hat to Sachs for finding any excuse to show a topless woman, I do have to lash out at him for his constant use of that extremely shitty “Boulevard” song. It gets quite annoying after about the seventh time they play it. I guess it could’ve been worse considering that the lyrics are only variations of “I want to kiss you on the boulevard” repeated ad nauseam. Half star deduction for the irritating tunes.