I feel sicker than a damned dog because my sinuses have gone completely haywire this week. As I sit typing this, I have snot running out of my nose the consistency of Nickelodeon Floam, so I’ll keep this review short and sweet.
THE PLOT: A sleazy guy who owns a lodge for honeymooning couples gets hit on by a tranny and he gets so mad that he kills the he-she. 15 years later on the sleazy guy’s wedding day, the zombie/ghost of the tranny comes back to drive him insane and force him to kill his guests. Meanwhile, an irritating psychic tries to figure everything out.
THE GORE: Surprisingly not bad. There is an ice pick to the temple, a kitchen knife to the stomach, a pole through the mouth, and a pretty nifty decapitation.
NUDITY: A lot of 80’s bimbos with heavy duty make-up show off their jugs in the shower, the Jacuzzi and in bed. All C cups and above, all natural too.
IS IT WORTH A SHIT?: Yeah it’s not bad. Not great, but it makes for a breezy way to kill 75 minutes. The flick has the look of an 80’s porno. That’s not a good thing or a bad thing; just an observation. I had fun watching Jay (Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers)