The Video Vacuum (thevideovacuum) wrote,
The Video Vacuum

ENEMY GOLD (1993) ***

Andy Sidaris produced this, the ninth in the series of great T & A action/adventure movies. Bruce Penhall, Suzi Simpson and Mark Barrier are on suspension for busting Bolivian drug lord Santiago (Rodrigo Obregon) without a warrant (he was smuggling coke in watermelons!). While on suspension, they search for Confederate gold (there's a Civil War flashback), but are followed by Santiago and expert assassin Jewel Panther (Julie Strain) who want revenge. As in any Sidaris movie, it features lots of nudity, action and great dialogue. When Santiago showers with two exotic dancers, one girl says, "What's up?” to which he replies: "I am!” And in another scene when a guy asks Strain to sit on his face, she responds: "Why is your nose bigger than your dick?” Simpson, who uses an exploding crossbow), Collins (who was a Playboy Playmate in 1992) and Strain (Penthouse's Pet of the Year in 1993) all have major nude scenes (Strain has one with a sword). Directed by Andy's son Drew. Thank God for Andy Sidaris.
Tags: action, andy sidaris, e, skinamax
  • Post a new comment


    Anonymous comments are disabled in this journal

    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened